August 5

Time-Out For Some Techie Jokes

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After a few introductory articles that you may have already read, it’s time for me to go off-topic as I take a time-out before I make my first ‘how-to’ post. The previous lessons in this tutorials for newbies (noobs) in blogging aren’t mind twisters but the coming how-to’s could really take some toll from your brilliant minds. So, you also need a respite before you proceed to set-up your blog. Let us then relax for a while and enjoy these techie jokes that I lifted from one of the many sources online.

I got the following jokes from Deep and the scenario in each of them could explain to us . . .  WHY CALL CENTER AGENTS ARE PAID SO MUCH FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE:

JOKE No. 1
Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

JOKE No. 2
Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

JOKE No. 3
Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support : “What does it say?”
Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

JOKE No. 4
Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”
Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Tech Support : “Well?”
Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”

JOKE No. 5
Customer Care Officer (CCO) : “I need a product identification number right now and may I help you in finding it out?”
Customer (Cust): “Sure.”
CCO: “Could you left click on Start and do you find ‘My Computer’?”
Cust: “I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?”

That’s all for the moment, folks. I hope you enjoyed the above techie jokes. Remember, if you are not a techie, it doesn’t mean that you can only be a joker and cannot become a good blogger. You just need a good tutor to be a good at blogging and it’s not impossible to happen because you already have one. Joke only!


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Posted August 5, 2014 by EdZee in category "Off-Topics


    1. By EdZee on

      You’re welcome! Thanks for the visit and the comment. You are actually the first commenter in my brand-new blog. 🙂


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